Today… is National IPA Day. I’ll be over here with my sour ale, but you enjoy with my blessing. Just a quick story, then I gotta run. While I was packing last night, I made the big decision to part with the last of my CD collection. When I tell you I’m a walking GenX stereotype,
And you didn't stay married to that prickbastard because WHY? I mean, I know he's the sperm contributor toward your children, but I can't ever think of him without remembering that he snoozed away when you were in labor with 11. If you ever decide to forgive and forget, don't worry--I have enough petty stored up to last a lifetime.
Heh, I am here for your good memory. I can't talk shit on him for that one, though – that picture was from the middle of the night. I didn't need him to be up with me. I wasn't induced until morning, just couldn't get to sleep and was jealous that he could.
And you didn't stay married to that prickbastard because WHY? I mean, I know he's the sperm contributor toward your children, but I can't ever think of him without remembering that he snoozed away when you were in labor with 11. If you ever decide to forgive and forget, don't worry--I have enough petty stored up to last a lifetime.
Heh, I am here for your good memory. I can't talk shit on him for that one, though – that picture was from the middle of the night. I didn't need him to be up with me. I wasn't induced until morning, just couldn't get to sleep and was jealous that he could.